Sir Bloomer the Portulent
Josh is this guy I've known ever since I moved to IL. He's also known as Bloomer, dumbass, fatass, and the Dirty Frenchman (ask Andy about that one... he can do it better than anyone) because of certain traits or events in the past.

  The first thing that you'll notice when you see bloomer is that he is exceptionally large.  If he wasn't such a pansy he could intimidate Refrigerator Perry with his immensity.  However, he is a pansy and we fuck with him all the time.  To the right is a prime example... everyone laughing at him after he had been punched in the face. (by either Koby or Andy, I can't recall which of them did it, but it was great!)
What else can we say about Bloomer? Hmm... he gets fired a lot.  He has been through more jobs that nearly anyone else that I know.  It's for stupid stuff too, like telling his supervisor "fuck you."  You would think he'd learn after being fired all those times.  Something else you will notice about Bloomer that is he tells many stories about "this guy at work's cousin, or my brother's nephew's sister's cousins... etc, etc."  If you're around him long enough, you will develop a very good bullshit detector.  If you ever see Bloomer and your bullshit detector goes off, hit him and tell him I told you to do it.  Hmm... oh yes, he also has a tendency to puke all the time.  He just pukes for no apparent reason; it's quite the disturbing little tendency.  Probaby caused by all the shit he eats.

Aside from that, the only thing to note is that he drives a Blazer similar to Williams, except that it's got 4wd (opposed to william's P-4wd) it's a huge piece of shit.  Make fun of him for his tires if you see him too.  I guess since he started working at Capitol (a job which he hasn't been fired at yet to my knowledge) Bloomer has gotten to be a real ass which wouldn't suprise me.  However, I have not seen him in person for some time so I cannot confirm or deny these findings.
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