| Crazy Uncle Rich |
| This is a page all about one of my oldest friends... I've known Rich ever since I can remember and when I was little he was "Uncle Rich" even though we are in no way even remotely related. Another thing I remember was that as far back as I can remember he used to tease me. He used to put me up in trees and I couldn't climb down, then my mom yelled at him. I also distinctly remember the time he found a turtle and put it next to me in the seat of his old Blazer when I was out fishing with him and dad... I was about 4 years old and that thing scared the shit right out of me. Rich is a crazy bastard and hence has many nicknames, some of them derived from some of the crazy shit he used to do. One of his favorites was drive down the ditch, even on highways, and cut across medians instead of making u turns. He also used to drive around while wearing crazy rubber halloween masks... and he was a fuckin' bus driver for a while too!!! That's a scary ass thought, and you'd think so too if you ever saw him drive. He's actually a very good driver, I think he used to run stock cars a long time ago before I was born, but I'm not sure. Anyway... some of his nicknames included "Rotten Ritchie," "Crazy Rich who drives in the ditch," and "Fuck you Asshole!." The last one is basically attributed by his friends when they are extemely drunk and he's fucking with them. Rich is also a guy you never, ever want to play cards with... he's a good fucking cheater. He taught me a few tricks, but I can't do them nearly as good as he can. Never make a bet with him that he won't do something either, cause he probably will wind up doing it. Well, not anymore, he's getting a bit older and perhaps wiser now. Other than that he just really likes hunting, fishing, and Toyota trucks... he has like 4 or 5 of them. He also never seems to be alone, there's at least 3 people at his place at any given time. We go fishing together quite a bit, and just piddle around his place a lot too. He's trying to make me a coffee addict, and is succeeding too. Guess that's all... |