I figured it was about time I put up a page so anyone who hasn't seen this punk could harass him when they do. Oh yeah, I supposed I should mention that he's my little brother.. His name's Jake, but he's also known as junior, little Zach, and several others as well.
The moniker little Zach is pretty ironic now that he's about twice my size. Anyone who can carry tree chunks that weight a solid 300 pounds around and throw them into the back of a truck is hardly someone to call "little" anything. I find it rather ironic that he's getting huge as I'm getting smaller.
Never play Magic with him because he'll dark banish or terror all your elves, Utopia Trees, Birds of Paradise, and any other small white and/or green creature you put on the table. Good thing I don't play with green isn't it?. Just ask Mike all about playing Magic with Jake sometime.
Anyway, the little bastard is growing up finally and plans on going into the culinary arts after he graduates this coming Spring. He's still kind of a dumb little shithead, but I suppose we all were when we were young right?
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