I've known Troy since the 6th grade... he's a very odd fellow. He is pretty damn smart, but he doesn't apply himself to anything practical. He can learn backward Pig Latin or Mushmouth in a day, but he can't pass his high school classes. Never let him into your kitchen, he will devour all of your food, this is a guarantee. Another thing he'll do is say, "hang on, I'll be right back" then you won't see him for 3 days or longer.
He is very amusing to be around though, you never know what the fuck he is going to do. Something else I've noticed is that he always seems to drive stick shift vehicles that have clutches with a horribly long stroke.
Troy has had many jobs... the most current that I know of is driving a mail truck for a contractor. |
